Actually taken from a classified ad:
NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
| Andrew Borden's To-Do List: | |
| Done | 1. Rethink curfew for Lizzie. (She seems a little cranky) |
| Done | 2. Find my ax |
| . | 3. Lift curfew for Lizzie. After all she is thirty-two years old. But right now, find that ax. |
Late Night Out
Two deaf men were talking on their coffee break about being out late the night before.
The first man signed to his friend, "My wife was asleep when I got home, so I was able to sneak into bed, and not get into trouble."
The second deaf man signed back, "Boy you're lucky. My wife was wide awake, waiting for me in bed, and she started swearing at me and giving me all sorts of down the river for being out so late."
The first deaf man asked, "So, what did you do?"
The second deaf man signed, "I turned out the light and went to sleep."
Little Sister
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
"Don't be angry," the Mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."
A short while later, there's more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says...
"Now she knows."
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